Monday, March 2, 2020

Flirting Sex Train: Chapter 2 - An Encounter with Yuzu


During the fourth grade or thereabouts, Youta had been assigned the seat next to a girl who he had gotten along oddly well with. They had often talked things like TV and manga.

When the class saw it, a rumor had spread that the two of them were dating.

It was not like he had not had any kind of ulterior motive. A part of him had in fact hoped that something like that could happen.

But when the girl was pressed for an explanation from some nosy classmates, she had insisted she had no feelings for him and was only talking with him because he would not leave her alone.

They had ended up in different classes the next year, she had actively worked to ignore him, and he had grown extremely passive when it came to interacting with girls, especially on the romantic front.

So when Erisa had treated him like no more than a sex friend after what seemed like a dream come true, it had dug up those old memories.

(I never want to deal with girls like that ever again.)

Flirting Sex Train: Chapter 1 - About the Women-Only Car



 He had completely overslept.

He really should have gone to sleep after he used up almost all his materials to complete an event in the mobile game he was hooked on.

Unfortunately, he had felt wide awake from excitement and ended up grabbing one of the unread light novels piled up in his room. It had been so engaging he had read it all the way through and then noticed the beginnings of dawn creeping in through the window and the chirping of sparrows.

Drowsiness had rapidly hit him and when he woke up it was 10 minutes past when he usually left the house.

He had been late a lot recently and his homeroom teacher had insisted he be on time today and even threatened to give him a ton of extra homework as a penalty.

“I’m screwed if I’m late again, but I might just make it if I hurry!”

That Monday morning, Ousumi Youta threw on his uniform and dashed to the train station.

He got through the ticket gate just as the train pulled into the station.

(I can definitely make it if I get on this rapid train!!)

With a train that stopped at each station, he might still make it if he ran full speed to school, but he had already used up all his strength getting here from home. This rapid train was his only hope.

“Wait, don’t leave yet! Nooooo!”

He drew out every last ounce of strength to run to the platform and dive into the closing doors.

“Phew, I made it.”

Novel Introduction: Flirting Sex Train


Flirting Sex Train: I Accidentally Got On the Women-Only Car and Sex is Allowed!? (イチャラブ痴漢電車 間違えて乗った女性専用車両は痴漢OK!?)


Author: Karino Kei (狩野景)

Illustrator: Katou Itsuwa (加藤いつわ)
Label: 2D Dream Bunko (二次元ドリーム文庫)
Release Date: 12/20/2014


I felt like translating a dumb one-shot before continuing with the last Succubus Girls novel. The title is really all the plot description you need for this one.


Thunderclaps: Chapter 2 - Sins of the Sister


“To preserve a spirit of fair play, the International Swimming Federation will henceforth ban participation in official events by people who can breathe underwater.”
(1961, from an official proclamation regarding the banning of professional swimmer Lolly Lemar)
Shortly afterwards, Lolly Lemar announced she would be working as Aqua Angel, the world’s first female superhero



A bizarre and horrific scene was playing out in the Ikebukuro West Gate Park in front of the Tokyo Metropolitan Theatre.

Several cars had crashed into buildings or flipped over in the park and a crowd created a chorus of screams while fleeing. Like a school of fish fleeing hungry sharks, the people ran every which way, bumped into each other, tripped over those who had already fallen, and fell themselves.

The cause of the panic was also human in shape. A group of gentlemen wore old-fashioned tuxedos and morning coats with bowties.

Their faces revealed a wood grain pattern, glass eyes were embedded in that surface, and their painted-on mouths showed toothy grins.

These were clearly wooden puppets.

They must have had some kind of machinery within because they turned their empty smiles around and swung their arms down on the backs of the people who had failed to escape in time. The wooden fingers extending from their tuxedo sleeves glittered with sinister metal claws.

Police ran from a nearby police station and drew their handguns, but they could not fire in the middle of such a panic. They were instead swallowed up by the panicking crowd.

The knife claws slashed a young man’s flesh and blood sprayed. The puppet with blood splattered across his smile turned its glass eyes toward a new target: a crying kindergarten-aged boy who had gotten separated from his mother. One claw on the puppet’s left hand pierced the young boy’s short collar and easily lifted the small body with stiff, awkward movements.

The puppet readied its right hand’s claws in front of the small child dangling in front of its bloody wooden face.

When the young woman finally found her child within the chaos, she screamed in terror while others shoved her out of their way.

“Help! Someone please save my Masaya! Please!”

Thunderclaps: Chapter 1 - Thunderclaps Together!


“You know what that bastard in the black gasmask and cape said to me while holding out his fist? ‘I am a knight in service to fear. Fear is the only thing criminals will obey.’ Yeah, there’s no way I’m heading out at night again.”
Testimony from Jonathan Chill, a mugger and the first person captured by Terror Knight (1960, from testimony received during questioning by New York police)



August 3, 2001.

3:14 PM.

If you left Ikebukuro Station’s east exit, took a right, and walked a bit, you would arrive at the 9-story bookstore known as Genuine Booksellers. It was the largest bookstore in Ikebukuro and one of the largest in Tokyo as a whole. Currently, a customer in the history section on the 5th floor was gathering all the attention.

The woman was so beautiful you could practically smell it. Her well-formed features were a perfect match for the glossy black hair she wore tied back. She was in her mid-twenties and she was currently viewing the bookcase with sharp eyes while removing a book about the Italian city-states during the Renaissance.

She wore a pure white blouse and a black, ankle-length skirt, but the body contained within was curvy enough to make both men and women gasp. The thin material of the blouse’s chest was pushed out by the large mounds below. The waist below her belt formed a gentle, narrowing curve and the shape of her plump butt and thighs showed through the black fabric of her skirt.

Several customers and employees intentionally walked past behind her to get a look at those mature proportions, but she did not seem to mind. With three thick hard-cover tomes in her hands, she entered a small room filled with desks.

These rooms that allowed one to leisurely view a book before buying it was one of Genuine Booksellers’ selling points. The woman sat in a cushioned chair and spread out the books on a desk.

Then someone approached from behind her.

But instead of a man, it was a girl in her late teens.

“Hey, hey, Rei-chan. This bookstore is boring. I’m sick of it, so I’m going to sleep.”

“Don’t say that, Bell. We’re here to buy some books I absolutely need.”

Thunderclaps: Prologue - The Underworld Unchained



“Oh, I know. You can call me Offbeat. Everyone has, ever since I was a child.”
-Initial statement from Super Offbeat, the world’s first superhero (1960, from an exclusive interview with the Daily Comet)

July 8, 2001.

Once the woman had left the helicopter, it quickly flew back up as if it did not want to remain in contact with the land here for even a second longer than necessary.

The young woman’s black ponytail and the hem of her plain gray skirt flapped wildly in the powerful wind whipped up by the rotors. She was too busy holding onto her briefcase with both hands to worry about her white thighs.

A solid voice spoke over the wind pressure to reach her eardrums.

“Welcome, Professor Takahashi. I am Director Nakagawa.”

The woman in the plain gray suit only now noticed the solid rock of a large man standing in front of her, so she quickly bowed.

“It is a pleasure to meet you. I am Takahashi Yoshimi from Joutou University’s Supercriminal Psychology Lab. I knew my request was a longshot, so I am truly grateful you were willing to assist with my research.”

Novel Introduction: Thunderclaps


Thunderclaps: Four Angels Trapped in a Sexual Prison (サンダークラップス!淫獄の四天使)



Author: Hazawa Kouichi (羽沢向一)

Illustrator: Kawagishi Keitarou (カワギシケイタロウ)
Label: 2D Dream Novels (二次元ドリームノベルズ)
Release Date: 7/20/2000

This series is what you get when a Japanese lover of American comics decides to create his own superhero story but it's also porn. It's about a four-woman superhero group called the Thunderclaps in a world full of superpowered people called Offbeats. The original trilogy is pretty old, but it's had some shorter digital-only stories released in recent years.

Be warned: it contains a lot of sexual assault and it gets into some weird stuff over the course of the series.

A Queen Disgraced: Chapter 5 - The Battle of Jeol Valley


“I would like to avoid spending the New Year out here.”

Orsini’s terrain was a complex collection of mountains and valleys, so it was poorly suited for a cavalry battle. Also, their strategist, Selune, chose to engage in persistent mountain guerilla warfare meant to cut off Sabrina’s supply line and obstruct their movements.

Orsini spent half a year constructing several fortresses, making Jeol Valley feel more like the Jeol Fortresses.

The terrain prevented a large army from moving freely, so it came down to a series of smaller scale battles.

Orsini’s fortresses were cleverly placed so, when one was attacked, the others could send reinforcements and surround the enemy in no time. However, they would leave an escape route to the rear so the enemy could withdraw. Still, the Sabrina force would be surrounded on three sides, so they would take considerable damage if they tried to attack.

Sabrina had 20,000 troops, but they were having trouble breaking through an army half that size.

Sabrina Queen Vishnu grimaced at the slow pace of their advance and it was Karura, leader of her ninja army, who suggested a solution. When Vishnu heard the girl out, surprise spread across her face.

“You want to convince the enemy strategist to switch sides?”

“Selune is young and he is not well-liked within Orsini despite his lofty position. He was even ordered into early retirement until not long ago. No one would ordinarily give him the time of day and he is only being used as a convenient tool during this time of crisis, so he must feel ashamed deep down.”

“Do you think this will work?”

“I think it is worth attempting.”

Vishnu could tell Karura was trying to put on a strong face, but it was true they did not have any better ideas at present. She decided to give it a try.

That night, the entire Sabrina army made a large-scale attack on three frontline bases in three waves. The attack ended in failure with around 300 casualties, but the true purpose of the attack was to assist Karura’s infiltration. She and 10 ninjas of her choosing successfully snuck into the Orsini formation.

Adolescent Adam 9: Chapter 5 - Rivalry


“There are one, two…fourteen angels! That’s too many for me!”

“I know. Go hide.”

As soon as the rabbit landed on the ship’s deck, Ange and Lucia hopped off its shoulders. Ange moved forward and Lucia hid behind the rabbit’s big ears.

Micha smiled as if to welcome them. The 13 silent members of Dante descended to protect the young man lounging on the poolside.

“Prominence.”

Just like the three witches from before, the enemy’s power would be boosted by Adam. They would be much more powerful than Ange’s group, although she did not know exactly how much more.

She would have to go with her max firepower from the beginning.

“Grand Cruz!!”

A beam of light shot from her divine sword and enveloped everything on the deck.

That wide-range scorching cannon blast had enough firepower to reduce even the young man named Avalon to ashes.

This was dangerous, but she showed a certain form of trust in making the attack without hesitation. She knew Micha could endure that much firepower while returned to her prime.

“When did you learn to control Metatron so well? I’m impressed, Ange.”