It Would Seem the Maiden Knights are Using Sexual Favors to Survive (乙女騎士団が隊の存続のために枕営業するようです)
Sunday, September 19, 2021
Novel Introduction: It Would Seem the Maiden Knights are Using Sexual Favors to Survive
Monday, August 9, 2021
Novel Introduction: Thunderclaps 2
Thunderclaps 2 – Sky and Shadow (サンダークラップス2 スカイ&シャドウ)
Thunderclaps 2: Afterword
Welcome to the Offbeat Universe!
I’ve done it again. This is
thanks to all of you who love the adventures and sexuality of superheroines. I
was delighted by the unexpectedly strong response from comics fans.
What’s that? It’s called
Thunderclaps 2 but the heroine is a flying announcer called Snow Wing instead
of Flare and the others? And the story isn’t even over at the end of the book?
Yes, the story will continue in Part 2, tentatively titled Dark Arena. Look
forward to it.
We ended up having to change
illustrators to Senbata Rou-sensei for this one, but swapping out artists just
makes it more like an American comic, right? Miki ended up more lyrical than I
had imagined in my head, so look forward to seeing more of her on that sexual
stage.
I am working hard to become the
Kurt Busiek, Grant Morrison, or John Ostrander of erotic novels, so I hope you
will read Thunderclaps 3 as well. Hm, maybe I should have used names my
Japanese readers might actually recognize.
April 2001, at the restaurant in
the Peace TV building. -Hazawa Kouichi
Thunderclaps 2: Chapter 7 - Immoral Contest of Champions
“We will never give up the fight, even if our enemy is the will of the universe itself.”
(1968, Captain Sky’s announcement broadcast from Tokyo
Tower)
Said shortly before the showdown against the Space
Enforcers who had constructed an asteroid guidance device on Tokyo Tower
Square spaces opened in the
stage’s floor. Four this time. Figures wearing four different colors emerged,
surrounding the four heroes gathered in the center.
The four newcomers all wore cloaks
that obscured their bodies. Each cloak was a different color: black, white,
red, and blue. The hoods were pulled deep over the face to hide them from view.
Once they had fully risen onto the
stage, the Forbidden Four simultaneously pushed a right hand out from their
cloak and reached toward the heroes. They each wore a bracelet which had a
metal key and a plate bearing one of the heroes’ names attached.
“Now, use the key with your name
on it to unlock your collar. If you unlock all four, the brat’s execution will
be canceled. Will you acquire the key by defeating your opponent and taking it?
Or will you satisfy them with your body and convince them to hand it over? Now,
this is a special match, so no additional handicaps will be placed on the
superheroes.”
Milk Crown raised his right hand
high and then swung it down.
“Fight!”
Thunderclaps 2: Chapter 6 - Abnormals Assemble
“Behold this polluted ocean! You surface people are now an enemy of my kingdom.”
(1967, declaration of war sent to the Japanese government
by Lord Abyss of the Undersea Kingdom)
To avoid war, a battle was fought between seven of the
Undersea Kingdom’s warriors and a team of superheroes
“Miki-san, I won’t ask that you forgive us.”
“But we had no choice.”
The two Justice Circus women wore their superhero costumes
just like Miki did.
Madam Scroll wore a dark purple evening dress which did not
look conducive to combat. The low-cut chest and deep slits gave her a mystical
beauty befitting one of Japan’s leading sorceresses as well as a sexiness
befitting the Dark Arena.
Silver Bullet wore a shining silver bodysuit with a black
lightning bolt running across it. The skintight fit showed off the curves of
her athletic body, but that only inspired lust while in this indecent space.
The talisman rings around her neck, arms, and thighs only enhanced her
sexiness.
“We have been forced to participate in the Dark Arena for a
while now. But Storyteller told us we cannot let anyone outside of the Dark
Arena learn of its existence.”
“If anyone does sniff out its secrets, we were ordered to
immediately capture them. You should know now that there is no disobeying
Storyteller. But neither of us has given up. We will break free.”
Thunderclaps 2: Chapter 5 - Operation Erotic Storm
“We thank the entire world and the cosmic rays which gave us our powers.”
(1966, written on the gifts handed out at the wedding of
Miss Fascinate and Integral Man, said to be the marriage of the century)
“Villains and rogues! Welcome again to the Dark Arena!”
A male voice was answered by thunderous laughter.
(Oh, the audience is loving it. Iyama-san is killing it
today.)
Miki pictured the host of the public variety show she had
worked on as an assistant after becoming Snow Wing. She imagined the bright
lights, the gawdy set, and the young entertainers they had on as regulars.
(Wait!)
It suddenly hit her that the show was starting, but she was
not in the studio. She was somewhere dark, but not a dressing room or behind
the set.
(Oh, no. The director is going to let me have it!)
“Sorry I’m late.”
She opened her eyes, bringing the audience into view.
Something wasn’t right.
Thunderclaps 2: Chapter 4 - X-Rated Agenda
“A mysterious metal woman rescued Hoshiyama Industry’s president from the terrorist group.”
(1965, from Sun Sports News)
The armored hero Comet Hawk was later revealed to be the
president’s wife, Hoshiyama Azusa.
“Ozora Miki, move out.”
An announcement rang through the announcer division. The
voice belonged to Sakuma Masateru, well-known as a skilled producer at Peace
TV.
A key station like Peace TV had a lot of employees, but the
only one told to “move out” was Ozora Miki.
Miki had just been returning from the break room with tea
for the more experienced announcers. She looked over to see another new
announcer, Matsuya Naoko, reaching out and taking the tray from her.
“Sakuma-san is calling for you, so go get changed already.”
Miki bowed apologetically.
“Sorry, Naoko. You always get stuck serving the tea.”
“I don’t mind, really. I mean, you’re keeping us all safe.
And you still get paid the same as a newcomer like me even though you’re
getting better ratings than anyone else.”

